If you do, Rover or Kissy-poo may never forgive you.
Ask yourself, do you really want that? Think of the consequences. Rover may never ever again fetch that stick. Nor intercept the frisbee you toss. Or if you’re a hunter, refuse to jump into the lake and retrieve that bird you just shot. Wouldn’t that be (yes, pun intended) “fowl” of him?
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